The FSB Academy Extension
Академия федеральной службы безопасности Российской Федерации
Formerly known as The Dzerzhinsky Higher School of the KGB, is an education and research institution federally chartered to prepare Russian Intelligence personnel for the Federal Security Service in particular and for the Russian Intelligence Community in general.
Located in Michurinsky Prospekt, Moscow, Russia. It consists of the Institute of Cryptography, Telecommunications and Computer Science (Институт криптографии, связи и информатики, ИКСИ) and the Institute for Operational Training (Институт подготовки оперативного состава, ИПОС) in various facilities.
Programs:
Propaganda Power Management
Invasions; Land. Threats, General
Invasions; Sea Threats, Specific
Invasions: Cyber Oil-igarchy
Democracy (We’re kidding) Destabilizing Democracies
Skullduggery Just Being a Prick
Courses:
General Intimidation - MGMT 835
Introduction to Murder - MGMT 836
Safe Handling; Polonium and other “Teas” - MGMT 824
Honey Traps, Golden Showers, Disappearing 12 year olds
Dachas, Yachts, Lambos, Slovakian Hookers - MGMT 836
Decoding Gulag Tattoos - MGMT 837
Handling Useful Idiots - MGMT 839
Trump - MGMT 838, MGMT 839, MGMT 104, MGMT 105 - MGMT 840
The Art of Money Laundering - MGMT 852
Advanced Thuggery - MGMT 816
Super Sneaky Shit - GMT 838
Student & Alumni Resources International “Students”
Digital Storytelling & Multi-Platform Strategy
The Digital Storytelling and Multi-Platform Strategy Program is designed for those interested in digital content creation, social media, digital marketing and destabilizing democracies.
The platforms emerging from the rapid desiloization of storytelling technology will impact both the creative and development process of content creation, promotion and distribution, sowing confusion, disinformation, and “truths” to our enemies. …(Make that “International friends”.)
Content creators, digital marketing and social media ambassadors, and media operatives who are looking to augment their creative, business and technical understanding to highjack today’s evolving media landscape will benefit from this program.
Case studies, readings, screenings, torture, guest “volunteer” speakers, victims, explosions and random gunfire will support this unique exploration into the cutting edge of digital content. By the end of this specialization, students will have had the opportunity to workshop a creative and/or “business” proposal on a relevant topic of their choosing with Jared. Many will have disappeared.
KEY TAKEAWAYS
• Learn how to identify relevant western stooges that stand out in the digital marketplace.
• Gain an understanding of easily-turned content creation techniques, production technologies and distribution platforms
• Develop skills to build a business model to monetize and grow, fool and intimidate audiences.
Learn from highly experienced professionals working in TV, film, AR/VR, gulags, foreign embassies, western “banks”, the WH (shuush) Trump Tower, and cross platform storytelling.
REQUIRED COURSES
Students must complete 3 courses to earn this Specialization.
• MGMT 838.1 Digital Content Foundations: An Overview of Lying Across Platforms (Offered in the Fall)
• MGMT 838.2 Digital Content Creation: Tools and Technologies for 21st Century Storytelling to fools and idiots (Offered in the Winter)
• MGMT 838.3 Digital Content Monetization: Offshore Distribution, Laundering and Demonizing Audiences (Offered in the Spring)
To complete each course and earn Continuing Education Units (CEUs), attendance* and course** requirements must be met. *Must attend 9 out of 11 sessions for each course unless it would blow your cover.
**Must participate in course as noted in syllabus. Continuing Intimidation Units (CIUs) earned in this specialization are not transferable to other programs. Academic Assassination Units (AUs) and CIUs earned in other programs are not transferable to this specialization.
Contact
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Estimated Cost
Application & Candidacy Fee: руб 50.00*
Program Tuition: руб 3,000.00 or one relative.
Textbooks/Materials/Vodka: руб 250.00
Ammo: руб 4000.00
Estimated Total Cost: Your Soul
*This program is open admission for “Vors”, the sons and daughters of Oligarchs; FOP (Friends of Putin) and those scoring 30 or higher on the Hare Sociopathogy Scale.
The Application & Candidacy fee establishes your candidacy in the program for a period of time covering normal progress toward completion and allows you to access a variety of program benefits: including long term housing, healthy outdoor work (Siberian Campus) and burial.
Additional Details:
Meets I-20/F1 Visa Requirements: You’re kidding, right?
VA Approved: You bet.
Internship available: Oh, sure.
Puppet Availability. You don’t want to know.
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